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Broken Pork
The Unauthorized Autobiography of Yitsko
Created on 2004-09-21 12:04:21 (#4605355), last updated 2004-11-01
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These entries will consist of stories from my life thus far and, to the best of my knowledge, all stories and scenes are completely true. I will, because of my stature, be writing about myself in the third person and will not be taking shit from anyone. I AM YITSKO!
There will also be included tales of those who've crossed my path. I'm not a fan of interaction but it is, at times, unavoidable.
Many media conglomerates and Hollywood moguls have begged me to sell them the rights to these stories, but I have turned them all down. I will bring these stories directly to the people, my people, at no charge. I am unbelievably kind and generous. You are all welcome.
There will also be included tales of those who've crossed my path. I'm not a fan of interaction but it is, at times, unavoidable.
Many media conglomerates and Hollywood moguls have begged me to sell them the rights to these stories, but I have turned them all down. I will bring these stories directly to the people, my people, at no charge. I am unbelievably kind and generous. You are all welcome.
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